My name is Judith Lo.
I only know when there's no television show, it's daytime.
When Jackie Chan is on TV, it's nighttime.
What I'm better than others at is that I'm not afraid of darkness.
But like others, I'm afraid of coldness.
I hope others also know how to do the Happy Dancing.
That's all I know.
Uncle Chan!
You must be going out for supper with your son, right?
You as the incorporated owners are very nice.
You even hired a blind man as a security guard.
Are you blind?
Yes, I'm blind.
Why is a blind man using a torch?
To light up myself, so others won't stumble.
I know nothing.
I only know when there's no television show, it's daytime.
When Jackie Chan is on TV, it's nighttime.
What I'm better than others at is that I'm not afraid of darkness.
But like others, I'm afraid of...
Knife.
I know how to do the Happy Dancing.
You dance very much alike.
Like what?
That advertisement.
Yes. I watch that advertisement all the time.
Watch?
You pretend that you're blind?
Brother Cheung!
Your adult video is nice. The high definition quality is great.
Don't forget to lend me a 3-D movie next time. Your friends?
D... DJ?
Excuse me, that's my saliva.
Robbery?
I know Wing Chun.
Wow! So thick!
Hey, brothers, excuse me.
It's to show my respect. I hope you don't mind.
It's worth some money.
Brother Cheung, you take care of them.
I'm going to get some drinks and...
call the police!
Police?
Blind?
DJ?
Sorry! Sorry...
That doctor is cute.
I think so.
It seems the patient in ward G12 is drawing his last breath.
Are you kidding?
He'd better die tomorrow.
I have a date with my boyfriend tonight.
Don't worry, I think he can survive tonight.
I'll take your words for it.
Miss, I'm sorry.
We've tried our best. I'm sorry for your loss.
Miss, I know it's hard for you at this moment,
because you just received bad news.
However, don't be sad.
Because I have good news for you.
I'm from Ends Well Service Co. Ltd.
Do you know how expensive properties are nowadays?
If you want better housing, you'd rather die.
You know, each columbarium costs more than $300,000!
You can't even live better in the afterlife.
What are you trying to say?
Miss.
Congratulations.
Your father could be the 1,000th selected customer of our company.
The 1,000th selected customer can have a special offer at $19,999.
It's just $19,999, and you can enjoy our supreme burial service.
You may not believe it. You can't even get a columbarium at that price.
That's right!
It's because this service doesn't provide any columbarium.
Our latest resurrecting, life extension service will use the latest bio-technology
to transform your father's cremains into cremains fertilizer.
We'll give you a flowerpot, seeds and mud.
Using your father's cremains fertilizer,
you'll grow a green plant.
So your father's life can then be extended.
Are you feeling better?
We have three plans for you to choose from.
Plan A, roses for lovers.
Plan B, cactuses for couples.
As for family, we would suggest Plan C, tomato.
When the tomatoes grow up, you can pick and eat them.
Your father will then become your blood and flesh.
Brothers, father is gone.
This guy told us to eat our father...
Hey, kid, are you making fun of us?
If you don't like tomato, we have sweet potato...
broccoli, eggplant... eggplant...
He raped me!
He was really strong. I couldn't push him away with all my strength.
I did scream.
But I'm so petite. How loud can I scream?
Could you recognize that man?
Yes, I could recognize him.
I could recognize him even if he was wearing a mask!
Have all the actors arrived?
Are you late again?
Sorry, sir!
What's your reason?
You know? One tunnell has traffic jam,
the second one is expensive, and the third one is too far away.
Did you drive?
No.
So what's it to do with you?
If you're rich, you don't have to be an actor.
It's 28 dollars per hour, right?
Let's go, minimum wage!
Take a look. Who's the guy?
It seems to be number 2.
Number 2, step forward.
Tell him to say something. I can recognize his voice.
Just say the dirty things he said that night.
Say "Christie Chow, you can't escape now!"
Christie Chow, you can't escape now!
Say it with anger.
Christie Chow, you can't escape now!
I want the tone of kungfu master Kwan Tak Hing.
The Kwan Tak Hing tone.
Humph! Christie Chow, you can't escape now!
The big villain Shih Kien.
The big villain Shih Kien!
Haha, Christie Chow, you can't escape now!
Andy Lau.
Hey, Christie Chow, you can't escape now!
Jacky Cheung.
Christie Chow...
you can't escape now!
Leon Lai.
Christie Chow, you can't escape now!
Aaron Kwok.
Christie Chow, Christie, see how you going to escape now!
Lisa Wang.
Christie Chow, you can't escape now!
Adam Cheng.
Oh! Christie Chow, you can't escape now!
Lisa Wang and Adam Cheng together.
Gee! Christie Chow, you can't escape now!
TV Buddy.
I quit!
It's him! It's him! He raped me!
Thank you!
Bastard, it's you!
Don't you like young models?
Christie Chow! Christie Chow...
Don't make a scene! Let's go home, honey!
Excuse me, sir. She has forgotten to take her medicine.
Whenever she has an attack, she tells others she's been raped.
Christie! Let's go home!
Are you done?
I thought you had night shift tonight. Why are you back so early?
Luk Wong.
There's no chance of promotion as a security guard. The job isn't for me.
You were fired, obviously.
It was your father who quit.
You say that all the time.
You...
Let's go to the Labour Department tomorrow.
Did you lose your job too? Why?
Do you really want to know?
It's fine.
Sao Lee, are you done?
Almost.
Do you want to take a shower or to poo?
I want to do both.
If you want to poo, uncle Ho is
just about to see it trigger but hasn't reached the point yet.
Oh, no!
Have you finished your homework?
How come the English has some Chinese in it?
You take a look first.
A dog met a cat.
Dog said: Can you speak Chinese?
Cat said: Yes!
Dog said: Let us speak in Chinese.
Hey, are you sure it's OK?
Yes, of course.
You won't understand if I use difficult words.
You think you're faster than me?
Fook Yuen.
I've been asking endlessly, and she finally followed me.
Samantha Ko is gorgeous.
If you like her so much, why don't you follow her?
You could follow her car every day. She'll recognize you then.
I'm from the rich 2nd generation. Do I have to follow her?
Of course.
My family is rich, indeed.
I see.
As I've been chasing after her, I quarreled with my father and left my family.
I know.
Therefore I'm not a fan. I really want to be with her.
Remember to send me a wedding invitation.
Crazy!
I'm back again.
Excuse me...
Looking for a job?
Yes.
What's you name?
Dick.
Dick...
How long have you been unemployed?
More than half a year.
More than half a year?
Dick, did you know...
those unemployed for less than a year can't sit in the front row.
What do I do now?
What do you think?
Rice with tomato and beef. Nice.
What's wrong with you?
I want to apply for Mr. Hong Kong. Why don't you allow me?
Sir, this is Labour Department. We don't have a job as Mr. Hong Kong.
Please go to TVB instead.
I went to TVB before.
They were shocked when they noticed I was so decent.
They said they didn't want me.
I'm afraid I can't help you.
Isn't Labour Department a place to help people to find a job?
I have a master degree. Don't you want me?
I have let go of my status and just want to make my living by my appearance.
I'm sorry, sir. We can't help you.
Hey, what are you doing...
Did I say there's a new position?
Let me tell you...
No, no, no new position.
Go away, go away...
There's a new position!
Bachelor degree? I have... I have!
Do you know what the position is about?
I don't know.
Why did you fight for it if you don't know?
This position doesn't only require a degree,
but also good eloquence.
I have good eloquence.
I'm good at storytelling.
Are you really?
Tell me a story then.
Once upon a time...
Hold on. I'd like you to include three elements in the story.
The first one is...
horror.
The second is comedy.
And the third is tragedy. Start now.
Once upon a time, there was a vampire.
He farted
and died afterwards.
Bravo.
Go ahead to apply for the job right now.
Thank you!
Senior!
I'm going to apply now.
You take your time and wait then.
How dare you eat my lunch? Humph!
That's unfair. The late comers get it first?
Hey, we have jobs.
You should surrender.
Go ahead and shoot!
Chinese people aren't afraid of death!
Those who are afraid of death aren't Chinese!
Didn't you say Chinese people aren't afraid of death?
We're Chinese-Indonesians.
You bastards.
How dare you play with the props? Wanna lose your jobs, do you?
Sorry, we're just practicing.
You can practice jogging. Give it back!
Let me wipe it for you.
No need! Give it back to me! It's none of your business.
Back to your seats!
Sorry, sorry...
Hurry up!
Yes, yes...
Hurry up!
Everybody, come over! Come over!
Chop-chop!
Put your hat on. Otherwise, how can you look like a Japanese?
Director.
Good morning, director!
Get out of the way!
Hua Gor! Watch out, Hua Gor.
What is it, director?
This scene is easy.
Your gang will be "boo boo boo".
That gang will be "wow wow wow".
Then, we'll hear "bomb bomb bomb".
At last, we'll hear "bong bong bong", understood?
No? Let me say it once again...
Actually, the director means...
In the beginning, Hua Gor will be taking the rickshaw which comes out from the crowd.
King Kong then leads a team of Japanese soldiers.
Hua Gor then gives a sentimental speech.
Fire!
At that time, King Kong starts to shoot everyone.
Then he triggers the cannon.
Hua Gor then...
OK, no problem. We got it.
Director. Nothing is more important than
awesomeness.
For sure!
Excuse me.
Can I start firing earlier?
Because I think my thing is too long.
That's good for you then.
No, I mean my dialogues.
After this line, you'll say this line.
Then "bomb"!
Sorry, sorry...
Can I pretend that I'm already dead?
Can I pretend that I have paid you already?
No, this isn't very nice.
Go change!
Hua Gor, you have some dirt on you.
Just a tiny bit.
Go pee!
Don't pat. Beware of the button. Otherwise, we'll be in trouble.
That's what I'd like to remind you.
Beware of the button when you shiver after peeing.
Otherwise, it'll explode again.
You're insane. I never shiver after peeing.
It's the male washroom.
Hua Gor is inside.
Is he cleaning the washroom?
Hua Gor!
Hua Gor.
Are you the fattie who got himself exploded earlier?
Yes, it was me.
We worked together before.
In Laughing Gor, Turning Fall.
Turning Point.
I'm sorry... Turning Point. My bad.
Moreover, we didn't work together.
I'm the main character, but you're an extra.
You're here to get a free lunch box only.
Of course!
Great, great.
Let's go pee.
Pee... pee...
Are you peeing?
My God!
What is it now?
I just wanted to remind you.
When you shiver after peeing, don't trigger those bullet hits.
Well, we just triggered them.
What should we do? It's just the first day at work.
There are a lot of people. No one will notice.
People are gathering. Let's go.
Don't let the Assistant Director see the blood on us.
Hey! You two, freeze!
Bastard!
Turn around and face me!
The shorter one, face me now.
The fatter one, face me now!
You two, separate! Turn around, now!
Hey! Is it OK? It's late already.
It's OK, director.
Camera!
This land is my land!
Fight Japan, save nation!
This land is my land!
You...
It'll be fine. I'll call the ambulance.
Here is the show flat.
I can show you around if you want.
No need. It's a waste of time!
Yes. The apartments in Hong Kong are too small. Not for self-use.
I think they're only for investment, right?
Yes. Let's sign the papers right away.
How many units per floor are there?
6 units per floor. You may have a look.
No need. I'll take them all.
Hurry up...
Let's sign the papers.
Could we give you the cheque today? Is it $10,000 per square foot?
Excuse me, what are you talking about?
Excuse me, why are you speaking Mandarin?
Because generally speaking,
those who buy houses speak Mandarin.
I've told you to learn Mandarin long ago.
I know.
Server!
I can get off and spend time with you after I close 30 more deals.
Are you selling the apartments or models?
Come on, it's really cheap here.
I should tell you how cheap it is.
This kind of units in the same district are sold at $15,000 per square foot.
But it's only $10,000 per square foot here.
We also provide the membership of clubhouse and a parking lot for free.
Ten thousand dollars per square foot is really cheap.
Indeed.
I can buy 4 square feet if I work for two years and don't spend a dime.
Miss, may I ask if I can buy only part of it?
Stop joking!
It's not funny.
Do you remember that we'll have dinner with my dad?
I need to work!
You need to work? What kind of work?
I tell you! You can't escape anymore.
You really want to marry me, don't you?
If you want to marry me, you have to meet my dad.
Tomorrow is Father's Day.
But it'll be his birthday in a few days.
If you meet him on his birthday, you'll have to spend a lot more.
It's up to you.
I don't want to go.
As I don't have any property, he'll think I'm worthless.
He's not like that.
As long as I think you're good, it's OK, isn't it?
Papa!
Wake up! Your daughter's bringing her boyfriend home for the first time. Go get changed.
Get changed?
If I wear a suit, will he think that we're rich?
What are you talking about?
Remember! Don't ask him if he's rich, or not directly.
Who do you think I am? Why would I do so?
You will ask.
No need to ask.
We can see his taste by the gift he brings us.
We can tell if he's civilized by the way he talks.
We can tell if he's rich by the clothes he wears.
How many times have I reminded you not to be late?
I'm at the door already.
Really? I'll open the door for you.
All white?!
I went to work today. I acted as a bereaved son.
I know you won't like it. That's why I have contingency plan.
Hurry, hurry...
All black?!
It's the costume for lykewake last night. It looks more formal.
I also have a tie. Just a minute.
It's not necessary.
Mom!
Boyfriend.
Papa.
Is there any other way to address me?
Daddy.
Happy Father's Day!
I reckon you're of good taste.
Let's have dinner.
Yes, let's have dinner! Come over...
Hope you don't mind that we don't have much food.
Please don't say that. It's very nice.
Mr. Wong, may I know what you do now?
I'm a freelancer.
What does it mean?
That means I work at a different job every day.
That means day labour, oh my god.
How did you meet my daughter?
In secondary school.
It's not easy to approach my daughter. How did you chase her?
I asked if she's a virgin right away.
Did he say... virgin...
The horoscope of virgin, Virgo.
I'm Scorpio which matches Virgo most.
How can we believe this kind of thing?
Besides, she's a Leo indeed.
In order to fit in with me,
she insists on remaining a virgin after we're going out.
I'm fine...
I heard that you'd like to marry my daughter. Are you planning to ask her to pay for everything?
We usually split the bill when we go out.
Split the bill? Even after you get married?
Do you need to include me when splitting the bill then?
Sure, if uncle is interested. You can pay a bigger portion next time.
Papa, it's not like that...
Please listen to us.
I met him when we were in secondary school.
But you know, he scored zero in all the subjects.
I told him it wasn't working. He couldn't do this anymore.
I told him if he wanted to hold my hand, he got to pass at least three subjects.
Do you know what happened next?
He really passed all the subjects.
I was so happy... and kissed him.
This encouragement made him even happier.
Do you know what happened next?
He could graduate from secondary school! We were very happy, of course.
After that, although he decided to work, he couldn't find a job for four years.
When everyone thought he'd apply for the Comprehensive Social Security Assistance,
do you know what happened?
He ran a stall to sell egg puffs.
He sold waffles, too.
Afterwards, that stall was cleared away by the police.
But then...
Papa, he really loves me.
Just give him some more time. He just needs...
Time, isn't it? OK, I'll give you!
It's simple. You want to marry her, don't you?
You need to have property. Making the first fortune is most difficult for men.
I'll give you $200,000. It needs to become $500,000 in half a year.
Reach the target in three months, and I'll give you another $100,000.
Don't be so rash. Come here...
He's touched.
What is it?
Are you crazy? It's $300,000!
Do I look like I'll do that?
Of course not. Give me the phone.
Silly One and Silly Two, time for them to work.
Roger that.
Thank you, uncle. I should go now.
Get some food first.
Half a year is too short. I have to make every second count.
He's coming...
Sir, sir...
You look bad.
I have a suggestion. Give me your valuables, and I'll pray for your blessings.
My whole family is blessed.
Aw. It's not easy anymore.
Hey, brother, would you lend me your phone?
Isn't there a phone booth?
Are you Mr. Luk Wong?
Your cousin just got into hospital.
Please bring $200,000 immediately so we can give him an operation.
I need to discuss with my family first.
They're smarter than before.
You two idiots. Even pigs are smarter than you...
Stab your eyes out!
How can't you cheat him?
Listen to me, big brother.
We've tried different ways to cheat him, but he's too smart.
Smart ass! That TV ad is still on air. Do you have any better ideas?
I'll do it in my way.
What other tricks does he have?
There's only that one trick he has.
Where is my cheque?!
How was it?
What did the police say?
They said they'll investigate it as soon as possible as always.
You may ask your father-in-law to issue another cheque for you.
What am I going to tell him?
Tell him I was robbed just when I went downstairs?
Will he let his daughter marry me if I tell him so?
But you don't even have the capital now.
Even I have to sell my organs.
I have to make $500,000 within half a year.
And marry Fiona.
No working experience is required?
No specific academic background is required?
5 hours of work per day?
Bluffing Clerk Trainee.
Monthly salary is $20,000?
That's awesome!
This company, UFO, is an American company.
It always pays well.
It usually offers people high pay and provides training.
It usually posts their recruitment ads in English newspapers.
How come it recruits at the Labour Department this time?
Good, good, good. This job suits me...
I found a job finally.
Company always looks for university graduates or matriculated students
which means I don't have a chance.
You're a double master's degree holder.
Why compete for a job with no specific academic requirements?
Get out of the way...
You, out of the way!
You told me that you could find fresh talents here.
Have you seen them? In what way do you think they got talent?
Sir, who are you?
Our company, UFO, always aims to scout for talents
from various aspects.
I thought we could find some special talents here.
Haven't you come for an on-site inspection?
Look at these people.
Those who look for jobs at the Labour Department are lazy.
As if they're wearing pajamas and slippers.
How could this kind of people be qualified?
I have a double master's degree!
Really? I really doubt it. Which university?
FU, Fujian University.
Any one of you is from a better university?
Step forward and tell me now!
I'm from Ningbo (nipple)!
I can tell!
Ningbo University!
Shit!
I thought it's Boston University.
Out of the way, Ningbo (nipple)!
I said I don't care about the academic background,
but I do care which university they're from.
You! Rubbish!
Go back. Go back to your school and start studying from primary school again.
I... I'm a double master's degree holder... double master's degree!
Piss off!
Piss off, go back to your school!
Don't come here for a job! This isn't the place.
That's insane! All rubbish!
Even if you could get a job, you won't make $500,000 in half a year.
But I have an idea.
What idea?
If the poor like you could think of it, I won't be the rich 2nd generation anymore. Come on, baby.
Hi, boss. Do you want to remove the recruitment?
In fact, I'm here for a job.
Do I need to fill in the form first?
Let me ask you.
In what kind of concept could I make $500,000 in half a year?
The concept of dreaming.
Exactly.
If you work every day without spending a dime.
You have to make at least $2,800 every day.
Where can we make $2,800?
Here!
We call here Sai Yeung Choi Street before four o'clock.
We call it public toilet of airport after four o'clock.
What does it mean?
There are all kinds of people.
Look at those post-90s.
They dance like cockroaches.
But they're making $1,000 a day.
Isn't it crazy?
Those two are still singing "Dancing in the Streets" by Martha and the Vandellas back in the 60s.
But they're making $2,000 a day.
Those two Shaolin Monks play Tiger and Crane Fist.
They're only breaking fake bricks and making $3,000 a night!
Isn't it a good business?
How much can we make per day?
Four thousand.
Who?
Me.
How could you...
Don't mention it.
"Spread out your hands and let them be."
"Dance and leave all the things behind."
"The shaking guitar acts like a stimulant."
"You gotta stand up."
"Stand up!"
"Stand up."
I'm fine. I can handle it.
Retarded!
I have an extremely good idea which could help you.
If three of us work together, we could make not only $2,800,
but $3,000 a day with ease.
"Stage light is sparkling with changing colours."
"Curtains in gold and purple are elegant."
"Grasshopper is as glorious as fire."
"Who asked you to taste the savageness tonight."
"The seasons are gone just like the howling wind."
"The sky is still full of emptiness."
"But when we hug and our champagne glasses clink."
"It turns into the bustling, passionate and uproarious atmosphere."
"I'll warm you up at this moment."
"In silence, the sky is full of gorgeousness."
"Now, I'll play the roles of charming demon and god."
"You make every day matter if you fall for me."
"Bad boys, this is how we make our names. There is no limit."
We could see this on TV. Why do we bother to see it here? Let's go.
You also have food at home. Why do you eat out then?
Hong Kong people. Keep fighting!
You got to dance.
Thank you, Edmond So!
We'll continue to support your boy band Wind Fire Sea.
I almost called him Calvin Choi from the boy band Grasshopper.
What is it?
Why are you cross-dressing?
You used to play Shaolin Monks. Why are you cross-dressing now?
Why are You? You used to disguise as a lame, too.
Shaolin Temple is introducing training class for women!
Then you're not following the rules.
We did cross-dressing first. You copy us.
What on earth did we copy from you? We all cross-dressed today.
How could you prove that you cross-dressed first?
The moment I sat on the wheel chair was already cross-dressing.
But I disguised as a tom boy. Just that you didn't notice.
You're talking nonsense.
Come try my Dragon Wings!
Be careful. Don't touch my boobs.
Try again and see what happens.
I'm not afraid of you. I'm a Shaolin Monk.
Dragon claw!
Tiger claw!
Praying mantis.
How come is it sharp?
I've warned you not to touch my boobs!
Let go! Let go! Let go...
I got a cramp...
Let go! Let go...
The waist is bent. Can it be cured?
Is it that serious? There's no cure.
It's not mine.
You bastard. I've told you not to play with other people's things.
Moreover, that guy isn't reliable.
Cross-dressing! What an idea...
He hangs around Sai Yeung Choi Street. I thought he knew the place.
He's a bastard...
He said he's the rich 2nd generation.
Why doesn't he just give you $500,000?
The cheque's gone, the day labour work is gone, the permanent job's gone.
Making $500,000 in half a year means I have to make $3,000 a day.
How to make it?
Hey, rubbish! Someone has posted our movie clip on the Internet.
There are 200,000 clicks in an hour.
I said this idea worked.
Did you plan it?
What is it?
I don't know why, but my neck is stiff after applying the lotion.
It'll soften after three hours if you apply this type of Indian lotion,
but I think you'd be fine after five minutes with your physique.
I told you not to play with other people's things.
Show us the movie clip.
Sir. Welcome.
Jessie.
It's you?
May I borrow your computer?
No.
I'll treat you a meal.
Hey, hey, hey... you really can't.
If you drop the gems, you could come back and fix it at any time.
Thank you.
Is it really working?
It's more than 200,000 clicks a day. What do you think?
It was just you who say so. I can't see anything.
Which ISP are you using?
I don't know.
This mobile broadband is the fastest in Hong Kong.
It's more than 400,000 clicks in two days. What do you think?
Yes. Yes.
So... I'll do it for just one night. We'll split it 60/40. Is it OK?
You get sixty and I get forty?
I came up with the idea, what did you contribute?
If I didn't beat you, would you have had the idea?
If I wasn't beaten by you, who would have had the idea?
Exactly!
I won't take advantage of you. Let's do a fifty-fifty split.
Deal. Hope that we work together happily!
Excuse me.
I think the masked one is cool.
I think the short-legged tiger is cool.
I think I'm cool.
Go to hell!
Out of the way. Out of the way.
Does it look good?
I hate people trying hard to be cool.
Hey! What are you doing?
Stop it! Stop it!
Papa?
Why did you beat my father?
Cheung?
Cheung...
Cheung!
Don't worry. No one would beat your father.
Cheung, don't bother her.
Miss, excuse me.
We have to close up.
Papa.
Why did that woman know my name?
Moreover, how did you get in trouble with the triad society?
I...
You should tell me if you know them. We won't get in trouble then.
Because your father has an important mission.
It's not the right time to tell you.
What kind of mission?
Actually, I was a policeman.
I sneaked into the trail society to be an undercover.
Therefore, I know them.
Why didn't you show your identity?
Because I need to sneak into another organization now.
Therefore, you have to remember.
You need to run away whenever you see that woman again.
Because she may grab you to threaten me. Understand?
So are you an undercover like those in the movie Infernal Affairs?
Of course.
"I am stepping forward days and nights."
"How come I still haven't reached the other shore of salvation in my dream?"
"I am striving without stopping..."
Everybody, come on.
"Going on the journey every day." "I don't die and aim for a better life."
"Is there a destination? Who knows?"
"In this..."
What time is it? Son of a bitch!
"Infernal Affairs in our mortal life."
Spitting?
You should have directly told your son the stall was cleared away,
not something like the movie Infernal Affairs.
Even though I'm the rich 2nd generation, I'm not as pretentious as him.
20 dollars for half match, bet for the home court.
It's a good choice.
Do you think that I looked like I was lying?
Shit!
Doesn't he like it?
The main reason for me to lie is that I don't want my son to live with his mother.
He means...
That beauty is his son's mother?
That means that son isn't his own.
How come he's not my own son?
That woman is gorgeous. How could she be his wife?
Give him back to his own parents.
Shit!
She was an innocent school girl when we met.
She was then attracted to the glamorous life of the triad society.
She likes car racing.
And she likes the King of Car Racing of Princess Road. That's me.
She was so in love with me.
I still remember before we got married...
I used a fire extinguisher to break the window of a shop.
I robbed a wedding dress and got married with her.
She said to me: Brother Hua, I love you.
Shit...
We're not synchronised. Let's do it together.
Shit!
Thank you.
Isn't it the plot in the movie A Moment of Romance?
We were good in the first two years.
However I could no longer handle both career and love.
Career...
I was busy for two days per week at most before.
But the Jockey Club introduced football betting. I became extremely busy.
You were addicted to gambling, so your wife left you.
Watch the game. It's none of your business.
I don't have time for your bullshit.
I have two day labour work tomorrow. I should go now.
What kind of day labour work?
Remember not to tell Cheung.
And tell him I quit gambling.
Shit!
Can I join your fight?
No way! No way!
Hey, come on, friends!
One thousand dollars for a trial!
OK!
Thank you.
No... Look at me.
I was rushing too fast, so he could take advantage of it.
Go home and think again.
Beat him! Beat him...
I'll smash you!
One, two, three!
Hi, everyone in Hong Kong. Hello.
I think you're not familiar with us, WWV.
We're the largest wrestling federation in the U.S.
Our wrestlers experienced an accident in Hong Kong.
As a Chinese, I don't want to create trouble either.
Therefore, our wrestlers will—
It's bad for your eyes sitting too close to the TV.
To have a re-match with the Hong Kong representatives,
I can't guarantee
if I'll be able to control our wrestlers...
You're in deep shit!
Can we have 20% off for the funeral gift if we pay it now?
Do we really need to flee to Mainland China?
He wants revenge. We'll be in trouble if we don't flee now.
Hurry up. We have to catch the bus to Huanggang.
Freeze!
I'm organizing this match
because WWV would like to have promotion in Hong Kong.
This is a gimmick.
I told one of our wrestlers to play with you
and deliberately lose to you
so we could plan the performance today.
It looks like they want to kill somebody.
Don't worry.
They look serious when they practice.
But they'll hold back during the game.
But we don't know how to hold back.
They know how.
Don't worry.
Come on, boys!
Hello, let me introduce to you.
Rambo, Noble, Rocky, King.
Hi!
OK, the group picture is done.
Shall we sign the contract now?
Wait... How come there are some sort of codes at the end of the contract?
It says: no matter what injury induced in the arena, including death, the host will not be liable.
And it's written in French.
The term is like that of Lehman's.
This is just our practice to write it.
But they'll hold back.
Don't trust her. The cheater has a lot of tricks.
Let's go.
We have $500,000 if we go to fight.
That's crazy!
Hey, it's $500,000.
Do you think you can come back if you go to fight?
Not only 500,000, I could give you 5 billion
in hell bank notes.
What are you thinking?
Maggie.
I've done what you asked and investigated those three guys.
Lee Sao doesn't have a lot of information,
but the other two's information is in here.
Long time no see, Little Tiger.
What's up, Miss Maggie?
It seems that you don't want to see me.
I remember in the past you didn't want to let go of me.
Why? Why do you have to go?
Little Tiger.
Wrestling is diminishing in Japan.
The kids are now addicted to video games.
Who would like Tiger Face?
Therefore, if we want to keep moving, the U.S. is the only option.
American kids also play video games.
What's the most important thing in wrestling? Audience.
Where can we get the stupidest audience?
Of course, it's the U.S.
Even so, you can bring Tiger Face with you.
I'll definitely bring Tiger Face.
However, it won't be you.
We haven't met in a long time. Why don't you ask me to go in?
What do you want again?
Why aren't you surprised when you see me?
I have a television at home. I did watch the news.
You brought the Americans back for revenge.
I'm not used to talking to you from this angle.
Come, have a seat.
Say what you have to. Please leave after you're done.
Since you have watched the television, I should save my talking.
I want you to make those three wrestlers fight.
I don't know those three guys well.
Really?
I know one of them is your son-in-law to be.
Stop it. Not yet.
Even so, I won't tell him to.
How come you're so difficult to talk to now?
What are you doing?
All these years, you really didn't miss me?
Please put your legs down.
Hey, do you want to play wrestling?
No.
I want to show you something.
I don't see anything.
You can't see it?
Let me show it to you.
Do you remember it?
So disgusting. No.
Then, you must remember this one. Your favourite.
Are you insane? It's so disgusting to wear two bras when you go out.
You used to like it.
Which one is your room?
That's the maid's.
I can't imagine you have such a close relationship with your maid.
Please take your ugly bra and leave.
My wife's coming back soon.
It concerns me if she's not coming back.
What do you want now?
Come on. Do me a favour.
Close your eyes and open your mouth.
Come on.
No way.
What are you doing?
Look at it.
Does it look alike?
Everyone says I look like Raymond Lam.
You're in trouble if you look like him.
Don't worry. My wife trusts me so much.
Nothing can change her trust in me.
In my wife's heart, I...
She's back. You'd better leave.
Why do you hug me? You'd better get down!
Are you crazy? Hey...
What are you doing?
Nothing.
I'm a photographer.
He told me to come and take a passport photo for him.
Isn't it good?
I want a divorce.
Excuse me, can I use your car...
It's you?
Don't you think the scene just before is so familiar?
What exactly do you want?
I just want you to make those three guys fight.
If you can do it, I can explain to your wife immediately.
Why do you want them to fight so bad?
Come on!
What's a wrestling arena? A stage.
Of course, a stage has to have gimmicks.
Three low-end Mongkok guys defeated the American wrestlers.
And WWV wants a revenge in Hong Kong now.
Wow, Chinese versus American.
This is a very good gimmick.
Didn't you say wrestling could only happen in the U.S.?
So do you still remember what the most important thing in wrestling is?
The audience has to be stupid.
Yes. Aren't you Hong Kong people stupid enough?
Just like the government claimed they'd give $6,000 to each citizen.
And you people believe it?
I would like to ask if your bank received the cash yet?
Hong Kong is an amazing market. Where else can I find it?
This is a performance contract.
If you can make them fight,
I'll explain everything to your wife.
Uncle?
Haven't slept yet?
No. Fiona gave me your address.
I had nothing to do, and as I happened to wander around here, I dropped by.
You walked from Mongkok to Cheung Sha Wan?
It's not that far. I walked to Guangzhou this morning.
Ah yes, where are your two wrestling friends?
Fiona's father. Fiona's father.
You old dude.
So impolite. Old chap!
No worries. I'm here for a purpose.
Uncle, I understand what you mean.
I'm trying my best to make $500,000. I...
What's $500,000? You're famous now, don't you know?
I've watched the news. You'll fight the Americans in the wrestling game.
We've already turned them down.
Turned them down?
Yes!
You're so smart.
You three have a strong character.
You don't have to fight the Americans.
I think you guys... should debut directly.
You want us to be stars? Can we?
I can tell it'll be a great loss if you don't become a star.
Strike a pose.
Much better than Nicholas Tse, right?
Let's cut the crap.
If you guys have faith in me, sign it for me.
I'll be your manager.
I guarantee that you'll be very famous.
Come on...
Uncle, you're willing to be our manager?
I want my daughter to have a good marriage, right?
Five hundred thousand dollars is nothing when you're famous.
Sign it, sign it.
I've made some arrangements for you.
Host a variety show on TV.
Imitating artistes, singing some songs, cross-dressing...
You three can have a concert, then movie.
No!
We've tried cross-dressing, but it didn't work.
It won't happen in TV shows. Television audience has no taste.
That's true.
Hold on. How come it writes wrestling in the arena in here?
Wrestling is the easiest show on television.
Are you kidding?
Wrestling is cheap and outdated. It's fake as well.
Who would watch it?
You misunderstand wrestling. In the world of art, it has a very important place!
Because it's fake, but everyone treats it as real.
It's also life threatening.
May I ask what kind of performing art would have fake emotion but real acting?
Actors are striving and people love it. Is there any?
Yes!
Which one?
Adult Video!
Good.
AV wrestling is the highest state of art.
You're new, so you'll play wrestling first.
Adult video will be followed.
That's it. Bye.
Uncle. Are you sleeping in here?
Not only tonight. I'm living here every day.
See you tomorrow.
Wrestling is an art.
It's both fake and real.
It comprises of two elements - emotions and facial expression.
You have nothing to do with them,
but have to act like they killed your fathers.
Audience likes to watch feuds and enmities.
Who's the goody and who's the villain...
Are you OK?
Hey, Fiona.
The second element is facial expression.
It's not painful,
but we have to pretend it hurts like hell.
This is acting.
Speaking of acting, I have to introduce the Best Actress of Red Light District.
Who's first?
We're not here to have fun.
I'm sorry. I'm too used to it.
Are you the guys introduced by Tiger Face that want to learn acting?
Yes. Yes.
Who's first?
After you.
I can't act if I don't have a partner.
Can this water bottle help?
This thingy?
Ouch...
I can't stand it...
Oh... you're great.
Oh... I have never met someone that great.
Ouch...
I can't stand it. You're really good...
I can't forget you. Oh...
Your body movement...
is just like a drifting car.
You shake your head and body that brings me to heaven...
Oh! Newton discovered gravitation by an apple.
Oh! You made me discover the brute force in the forbidden fruit.
You conquer my cold...
Oh! You cure my cold...
No more... stuffy nose...
Oh! Words can't describe myself...
I have to sing it out loud...
The most similar form to wrestling should be movies.
Because both of them are fake.
However, the shot in a movie is just one side.
The wrestling area is 360 degree.
Therefore, we change camera angles in movies,
while wrestling needs to have... precise position.
But if it's too quick...
there will be goofs.
If it's too slow, things will go wrong.
Your reactions aren't bad.
I'll contact you when we have shooting next time.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, director.
What's happened to you?
Isn't it obvious?
Did he really land a punch? Oh man.
The tall one. Come here.
Yes.
I noticed you're good.
I'll give you a chance to fight with the protagonist, OK?
Yes.
Hua Gor?
Director.
You look familiar.
Are you the Japanese soldier that acted in the explosion scene?
I never play that kind of role. I'm a Chinese-Indonesian.
He seems to recognize me.
Our movie looks very real.
I know your tricks. I have brought my own stuff.
Do we need to use a real knife?
I've been in a lot of action movies. I know how to hold back.
The tall one. Come here. Come here.
Later on...
I'll swing my knife down.
I'll turn the cutting edge halfway
and lay it on you.
Don't dodge, don't block and don't blink.
Is it OK?
Let's start if it's OK.
Take one.
Why are you blocking?
I told you not to block!
Why are you all standing? Call the ambulance!
Wrestling is a performance.
It's a serious performance.
It's also a life risking performance.
Hiryu Kikawa from Japan Professional Wrestling Federation
broke his neck and died in the game.
The Cow Devil Oshima Kayama's tailbone was damaged, and he's completely paralysed.
John the Cow Boy from American Professional Wrestling Federation.
He was thrown out of the arena. He broke a leg and needs to spend his life in a wheelchair.
Now, do you understand?
How great and how dangerous wrestling is?
You! Did you walk without looking?
How... how was my reaction?
So exaggerated. You already know what's coming.
What should we do?
We have to practice in unexpected situations.
What is it?
Hit by a car.
My god! It's not wrestling. It's immortality!
I didn't ask you to do the real thing.
Just when it's close, you react and bounce off.
If he thinks he really hits you, he may give you money for compensation.
Really?
Of course.
So you'll do it.
Are you kidding?
Lady Bauhinia?
What's Lady Bauhinia?
The bouncing Lady Bauhinia.
Sir.
Watch out.
Sir?
Sir.
Are you OK?
What's happened?
Nothing. Please help me.
Why did you hold me so soon?
It's too much.
Is it OK?
OK.
How are you? Getting better?
I can't breathe smoothly.
Same here.
I have some medicinal oil. Take it.
Remember to see the doctor if you still feel pain.
Here is $6,000.
And some mooncakes.
Tortoise jelly
and crackers.
OK. I should go help the poor
and the needed now.
Keep fighting!
OK!
Bye.
Take care!
Take good care of your...!
You got $6,000 out of nowhere. How will you spend it?
Of course, I'll spend at Kee Wah Bakery.
That's good.
Thank you.
Is that one good?
It's your turn again!
Is it illegal?
Do you know what happens to a guy if he performs two bad things in a row on the same day?
What do you mean?
Just like you, have a short life span!
Help! Help!
What's happened to him?
My friend passed out. I'm so scared.
I don't know how to do artificial respiration. Can you help him?
I'll try.
Who are you? What are you doing?
Artificial respiration.
I... am awake now.
Not fully awake yet.
Hey!
I shall take revenge for you!
It's been a long time.
You noticed, huh?
Why didn't you pick up my calls?
I haven't paid the phone bill.
Blue, you really need to apply for PPS.
How many times have I reminded you? If you always forget to pay the bills...
I don't have money to pay the phone bill.
I'm sorry.
No worries.
Wait, I'm not here to talk about this today.
Why did you agree to wrestle with those Westerners?
Do you know how dangerous it is? You want to make me worried?
I have signed the contract already.
And it was your father who forced me to sign it.
My father?
If we don't go to fight, we have to pay $500,000 penalty.
I thought it was more complicated than this.
I'll settle it for you.
I tell you! You have to cancel the contract.
What? I'm not afraid of you because you're tall.
So you think you're a lighthouse?
Why would Hong Kong people bother to spend hundreds of billions to build the third airport runway?
Crane your neck.
Lay it down. It's already a runway.
Right?
No matter what. You three have to win.
How to win?
Look for Shaolin Master, Tortoise Jelly!
Tortoise Jelly is really amazing.
Why are you here?
To learn.
What do you want to learn?
We've heard there are a lot of hidden masters here.
I'd like to learn some moves to protect myself.
If you want to learn, come up.
Hey, hurry.
What are you doing?
Sammo Hung?
Call me Albert.
Hello, Albert!
Why are you here?
We want to become your apprentices.
We haven't accepted any apprentices in a long time.
If you really want to be our apprentices, you have to pass the test.
If you don't leave this table in the time frame of burning a joss stick, I'll accept you.
Electric joss stick?
Red represents happy events.
White represents unhappy events.
Today, both happy and unhappy events are here for you.
Good! Good!
Great!
What's the name of this move?
Magic!
Finished school already?
Yes, papa.
Are you tired?
No.
Come, come here.
Papa, do you know even the principal asked me today.
He asked if the one who's going to wrestle in the arena is my father.
Know how I answered?
How?
He looks like wrestling in the arena.
But in fact, he has a secret mission
which is to sneak among the bad guys.
Exactly! Nice, nice...
Although this is your mission, are you able to win?
I have to win if I fight, but I won't lose if I don't fight.
Papa, my classmates have made a greeting card for you.
Really?
Let's see.
"Good Luck!"
They all signed.
Yeah.
"Hong Kong Sure Win!"
Papa, you have to win.
I will. Don't worry.
Go shower and get changed. Remember to wash your uniform.
Yes!
Are you sure that you'll win?
Of course I have to say that to my son.
I have an idea.
You have an idea?
Are you gonna ask your goddess to seduce those wrestlers?
It's on the back.
The only female wrestling school in Hong Kong is recruiting now.
Are you sure that this isn't a night club?
How would that be? The ad says clearly that it's a wrestling school.
You still think this isn't a night club?
No, they're wrestling.
Nice one!
Gentlemen, do you have someone in mind?
You still think this isn't a night club?
Is this the wrestling school?
Yes, of course.
We still are within this month.
You may call me the school supervisor if you like.
The result of Class A is usually the best.
Hello!
My name isn't Hello. My name is Halo.
I am Sicko.
My best move is the spinal lock.
Where do you want me to start?
My best move is the cutter.
Those locked by me must surrender.
I'm a beginner.
You have to be careful. Don't hurt me.
This is obviously a night club.
I can't come to this kind of place.
No. I think this is a good place to learn.
The atmosphere is good.
Come on, come on.
I told Fiona that I'm going to learn wrestling. I've given her the address.
What if she comes here and looks for me?
Let's go, then.
It's not funny. Let's go.
I'm just warming up.
Please don't leave, honey.
Please pay for the minimum charge before you go.
What do you mean by minimum charge?
The fruit platter costs $4,999.
Could the fruit platter explode?
Brother Hua?
Cicy!
How can you serve Brother Hua with this?
At least we have to open a bottle of 1986 wine.
Also, bring all the girls here to serve Brother Hua.
It's on me. Hurry!
Brother Hua. I haven't seen you in a long time. Have you gained some weight?
Brother Hua... I haven't been called like this in a long time.
You're always my Brother Hua from the bottom of my heart.
If you hadn't warned me, I'd still be trading contraband cigarettes for that bastard now.
I won't be here talking to you today.
Mammy!
Enjoy...
Not bad.
What's your name, handsome? My name is Kit.
I'm not used to this kind of place. I have to go first.
Do you really have to go?
We'd better not go.
Sweetie, how does this place look like a wrestling school?
It's a night club.
Help... Help...
Fiona and her mother... are coming.
Oh?!
Cicy.
Huh?
Time for you to return me a favour.
You're here.
Yes.
Mom, I told you that they're really here for wrestling.
Yes, auntie. We...
Uncle, why are you here?
Practice wrestling.
To stay fit and healthy.
And I just had my kidney replaced.
I have a lot of energy, don't I?
Are you saying you're practicing wrestling?
How come there's wine?
It's for practice purposes.
Baby!
Does it hurt?
Cicy, what's wrong?
There's no music, and the girls are gone.
I've ordered a bottle of wine, but it still hasn't arrived.
What's wrong with you? Is this how you serve your customers?
Mammy...
Baby, have you come back to work already?
Baby? Are you calling me?
It's ridiculous! You don't deserve any respect.
And you brought them here to have fun?
I haven't been here for a week... I mean, ever.
You know I like to go to the park and ride the Ferris wheel.
Really? Ferris wheel? They also gave you a VIP card.
I only use Octopus smart card. They don't accept it here.
Baby.
Look... they all know you.
This is outrageous! He's your son-in-law to be.
It's fine if you don't like him.
But you made him fight and brought him here...
What's wrong with you?
It's not me. I was planning to go out and get egg tarts. No... it was that woman.
She said if I don't ask them to fight, she wouldn't explain to you about the picture.
You know I care about you.
You shut up!
If you wanted to explain, you'd have done it long ago, not now.
I'm asking you if you want them to fight on behalf of you.
Don't you? You want them to take revenge for you.
Baby.
Baby your ass.
Are you listening to me?!
My wife is right.
I shouldn't have made you fight.
Actually...
I just want you to fight on behalf of me.
I couldn't let go of it after all these years.
That year, I came back from Japan. I couldn't let go.
I wanted to organize a wrestling federation with the wrestling talk show host Ivan Ho.
But it was a mess at the end.
Wrestling isn't working in Hong Kong.
It's a dead end.
Father-in-law.
After many days of training, I understand...
being die-hard is the nature of men.
Actually, every single man just wants to show their courage
to his wife in his lifetime.
In all those years in wrestling,
I played the role of a loser.
I was in 326 matches and lost all 326 of them.
But I didn't give up because I like it so much.
I keep hoping it'll become popular in Hong Kong.
I give you this mask.
There's a tape on the shelf.
Those are the winning tips that I've studied for many years.
I was waiting for the association to let me win just one match.
So I could use it. However, I didn't even have a chance.
You can forget the penalty.
You don't even have to worry about the $500,000.
As for my daughter and you...
I hope you'll take good care of her.
It's your own choice to go to fight or not.
Boss, young master is here.
Is this what you're eating at food stalls every day?
Is it better than what you have at home?
This place isn't for you. Please go.
That year, I didn't let you chase that model.
And you're gone without a word for two years.
If it wasn't for the show on television,
I wouldn't know that you're still in Hong Kong.
You know that your father has a lot of business.
You should come back and help me.
And you're into wrestling now?
What can I do if I come back?
Will you listen to my suggestions?
I suggested you not to sell the houses at such high prices
and to make smaller bay windows, but you wouldn't listen.
I suggested you not to run supermarkets in the public estates, and you didn't agree neither.
You're not as smart as your father, but it doesn't mean you're worthless.
You can learn it step by step.
Let me tell you a story.
There was a tree which grew into a strange shape.
It was awkwardly strange.
The carpenter said, it's not useful even if you chop it down.
In the end, it was turned into toilet paper.
In your eyes, I'm always a piece of toilet paper.
Wrestling is always a performance. Do you want to cheat me like I'm a little girl?
I know I always bluff. You won't trust me no matter what I say.
However, I might lose my life any time this time.
If I can't come back.
I hope you'll take good care of Cheung.
I have told you to let my son live with me.
It was you who didn't allow me to see him.
Yes...
This is my address.
If something happens, please go pick him up.
Moreover, I haven't told him that you're his mother.
I just told him you're a triad society member.
I sneaked into your organization undercover.
I...
You're undercover, and I'm a triad member.
You're the good guy? That's how you cheat our boy?
I know you hate me for messing with you.
I fooled around with your time and happiness.
No matter how serious the lie I told,
all I want is to make you happy and not to worry.
How many times have I been telling you? How come you just don't understand?
I hate you not because you lied to me.
It was because you were addicted to gambling. You...
I didn't push.
Yes.
I've been practicing recently. That's why my reaction is too much.
By that time, we could see a beautiful ocean view from this window.
Let's take it.
You don't have to worry.
Actually in these few years,
I've had a lot of personal saving.
And this apartment isn't expensive.
So you don't have to split the bill with me.
Let's get married after we get this apartment.
Fiona...
Blue, I know what you're thinking.
You're worried about my father, right?
Don't worry. I've talked to him already.
You don't have to go to fight.
Didn't you ask me to win?
I was too angry at that time. You should know that.
I don't want you to beat them up now.
I just want you to stay with me and marry me.
OK?
I have left home for two years.
I don't have money.
I haven't dated any models.
I got to meet many pieces of toilet paper.
Each piece of toilet paper tries its very best to perform its duty.
I'll definitely go to fight.
Because I won't leave those two pieces of toilet paper that are by my side.
That's why I said it's just a performance.
It's not just a performance. You can lose your life any time when you're fighting.
You may get your neck broken any time.
Don't fight if you're scared.
Do you know how happy Cheung was when he came back few days ago?
It was because the whole school knows that I'm going to fight.
They made a greeting card especially for me.
All his classmates have signed their names on it.
When I picked him up at school before,
he would remind me to wait for him two blocks away.
It was because he didn't want people to know that he had such a father.
Last time, he asked Sau instead of me to go to parent's day.
Look at you. What did you do to our son?
This is the first time that Cheung has ever asked me to do something
with expectations.
It's also the only time that he didn't look down on me.
I won't escape.
I have to go fighting.
Even if I lose, I'll lose with pride
and honour.
Get this. Whether it's a real fight or not, please be careful.
Don't die.
You didn't bring up our boy in the proper way. Now I don't want to raise him alone.
I want to go to fight.
I don't want you to.
It's always your call all the time.
But this time, let me decide it for once.
I want to go to fight.
It's not that I don't let you to decide.
People always think that I'm a total loser.
I have no achievement, no dream.
Your father didn't ask me to fight.
But I know...
if I could fulfill a dream that...
even your father wasn't able to achieve,
he'll be sure that he wants to give me his daughter.
Listen! You're very selfish.
Brother Hua! Brother Hua! Brother Hua!
I have a few words for you, Man.
Sister Man!
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Miss Samantha Ko.
If you're watching television now,
I hope you'll come to support me in person on the day of the game.
Fiona.
I know you're still mad at me.
But at this moment, I just want to tell you...
Can I request a song, director?
I...
Love you.
I think you're the most perfect woman in the world.
I really like you.
We like you, too.
Let's play Lisa's "Handsome boy".
No? Fiona Sit's "Lipstick" then.
OK, OK...
Play this one, thank you.
Fortune Buddies! Fortune Buddies! Fortune Buddies!
Let's go!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to Sai Yeung Choi Street.
The wrestling game that gets the world's attention.
We move the game outdoor in Sai Yeung Choi street for the very first time.
Let's give a round of applause...
to the three guests from WWV.
They're the Killer,
White Boy,
and Dark Twister.
All three of them are among the top ten wrestlers in the world.
Their combined worth is 68 million dollars.
And now, here comes our Hong Kong team.
The Fortune Buddies!
They're terrific. The only record of them is
that they defeated the Killer in Sai Yeung Choi Street.
And this is why WWV came for revenge today.
The three of them are called Tiger Face,
Tissue Man,
and Lucky Firebreaker.
The game has three rounds and each round is 5 minutes.
Each player from both sides will take turn in the relay.
During the game, if any of the parties from one side
is held down by his opponent for more than 3 seconds, the side loses.
Tonight. This is the only place in Hong Kong that can kill people legally.
No one knows what will happen next.
The game is about to start now!
I'll go first. Keep fighting!
Dark Twister delivers a strike, and it's too fast for Lucky Firebreaker to react.
Something is wrong. He doesn't know how to react at all.
Perhaps he's not as lucky as his ring name.
Can he fire back or not?
How is it?
He struck my head and body.
No more... stuffy nose.
Your reactions were too slow. I'll do it.
Both sides are switching players.
What's Tissue Man going to do?
He seems frivolous, and is dancing.
Is it because he has a secret plan,
or is he taking the ring as the stage?
Tissue Man's reaction is quick.
He turns away before White Boy's strike.
Wait a second... he's not moving quick, but he looks like possessed.
It hurts...
Come here!
How is it?
Something's wrong...
It seems like a real fight to me.
What do you mean by a real fight...
Your reactions are too quick and not accurate.
I'll do it.
Here comes the Tiger Face!
His opponent is the Killer!
Tiger Face shouts out loud.
But the Killer beats him up like he's already dead.
The Killer plays Tiger Face like a toy,
throwing him everywhere.
Seems he's going to fly Tiger Face like a kite!
Oh, he did make him fly. It was close to have Boss Tong killed.
I believe it may be many citizens' wish.
How is it? Are you OK? Luk!
Retreat!
Papa...
Papa!
Are you OK?
I'm still OK...
Still OK?
Where is Luk Wong?
Luk Wong!
I'm here.
Are you OK?
Father-in-law, didn't you say they'd be just performing?
Yes, in principle only.
But those bastards are for real.
What should we do?
It's fine if you don't lose too badly.
I'm afraid you can't stand it any longer. Let's surrender.
There are a lot of people in Sai Yeung Choi Street. Are you giving up now?
No way.
I said even if I lose, I'll lose with honour.
I promised Fiona that I'll achieve your dream no matter what.
I'll hold on to it until the third round.
Hang in there!
Weapons?
Papa!
Get up...
Get up... papa, get up!
Get up!
Get up! Get up...
"I am stepping forward days and nights."
"How come I still haven't reached the other shore of salvation in my dream?"
"I am striving without stopping every day."
"I don't die and aim for a better life."
"Is there a destination? Who knows?"
"In this Infernal Affairs in our mortal life."
"I am striving without stopping every day."
"I don't die and aim for a better life."
"Is there a destination? Who knows?"
"In this Infernal Affairs in our mortal life."
Papa, you're great!
Luk!
Fiona, you're here?
I'm here.
Luk...
Tell me...
what can I do in order to make you quit?
I have to keep fighting.
I'll let you keep fighting,
but you have to promise me you'll come back in one piece.
If I come back in one piece,
will you marry me?
Right away.
But I want my husband in one piece, not even missing a single strand of hair.
Don't worry. I still haven't unleashed my master stroke yet.
Only if you have the chance to strike it.
I have to...
I've been practicing for a long time.
I've never worked for a job that tough before.
I have to strike it in this round...
I have to strike it!
Papa!
King.
That's enough. Winning the game is good enough. You don't have to be that serious.
Who cares?
Wait a minute. If you beat him to death, it's not doing us good.
Speak English!
Monkeys! Why are you beating a woman?
Are you OK?
You're still good!
Of course.
You told me to lose all the 326 matches. It was tough.
Nice, you impressed me!
Sister.
Sister...
You don't have to be so serious.
Of course.
OK... you win!
Unleash the master stroke!
Angry Bird.
It's the little angry bird.
There are three main points.
Throw it high.
Angry!
Shoot it hard.
Angry!
The most important thing is a stiff skull.
Bird!
Get up... get up...
Blue!
I'm giving out the price!
Blue!
Check if I'm in one piece.
Yes. Not even missing a single strand of hair.
Papa!
Are you OK?
Of course, papa is OK.
Sister Man.
Say hi to Mama.
Papa, do you want me to join the triad society?
I'm not kidding. She's your own mother.
Mama.
Good boy.
Is it really you?
Can this moment not end?
Samantha Ko...
Do you still remember me...
Do you want to marry me?
I... Do...
OK!
That's enough!
Enough!
OK, OK...
We win.
OK...
Are you my fans?
Yes.
They're great.
Yes.
OK...
You know what?
We have taugh—
I taught them for three years.
Do you want to learn?
Yes.
I'll teach you at my place.
But we could only have tortoise jelly for detox here.
That's wrong! We also have tortoise jelly for strengthening your waist and kidney.
That's wrong! It's also good for your eyes...
I've searched in discussion forums.
Speaking of Chinese kung fu...
here is the place where hidden masters gather.
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
Come on, baby!
What is it?
Hidden master.
That's wrong. It's turtlehead.
Oh! Hidden master turtlehead.
Come, play with it.
IQ question.
Chinese, British and American soldiers were captured by terrorists.
Three countries ask them to release their soldiers.
At last, the terrorists only keep the soldiers of one of the countries.
The answer is a female singer in Hong Kong.
Is she pretty?
It depends.
How about her body?
Not bad.
Does she belong to one of the Big Four Recording Companies?
Um...
Prudence Lau! (Keep the America soldiers)
I played the role of Hamlet.
Omelette. I made that for foreigners before.
Not Omelette! It's Hamlet!
To be or not to be,
that's the question!
Who told you to come?
TVB?
No! It should be TVB Pay Vision.
Please allow me to introduce our latest promotion.
"Our Beloved Maggie Cheung" on TVB Classic Channel.
Maggie Cheung?
I hate her.
Really? But she's pretty and her acting is good.
She's the treasure of TVB.
Freeze!
Police! Freeze, everyone!
We got information that terrorists have set a bomb here.
The information says it's under the couch.
Don't move. It'll explode once you move.
You're police?
Yes!
How old are you, uncle?
40.
Frontline workers are really stressed out.
I'm building several luxury houses in the landfill.
I sell $7,000 per square foot.
Stinky? Of course not.
Otherwise, how could we sell it at $7,000 per square foot?
You're such an idiot!